andrew-would-hate-this

# Andrew Would Hate This

A corporate speak detector. Paste text, get it cleaned up.

## When to Use

- User wants to check copy for corporate BS
- User is writing an email and wants it to not suck
- User pastes text and asks "is this too corporate"
- User wants to sound like a human instead of a LinkedIn post

## The Hit List

Flag these immediately:

### Instant Cringe (Kill on sight)
- "synergy" / "synergize"
- "leverage" (as a verb)
- "utilize" (just say "use")
- "circle back"
- "take this offline"
- "move the needle"
- "low-hanging fruit"
- "paradigm shift"
- "thought leader"
- "disrupt" / "disruptive"
- "ecosystem"
- "bandwidth" (when not about internet)
- "align" / "alignment"
- "pivot" (unless you're actually pivoting)
- "deep dive"
- "unpack"
- "holistic"
- "robust"
- "scalable" (when used vaguely)
- "best-in-class"
- "world-class"
- "cutting-edge"
- "bleeding-edge"
- "mission-critical"
- "value-add"
- "core competency"
- "win-win"
- "stakeholder"
- "deliverables"
- "KPIs" (sometimes ok, often overused)
- "360 view"
- "action items"
- "empower"
- "optimize"
- "streamline"
- "proactive"
- "incentivize"
- "onboard" (as a verb for people)
- "reach out" (just say "contact" or "email")

### Hustle Porn
- "crushing it"
- "grinding"
- "hustle"
- "10x"
- "growth hacking"
- "rise and grind"
- "sleep when you're dead"
- "inbox zero"
- "always be closing"

### Empty Modifiers
- "very unique" (unique is binary)
- "extremely innovative"
- "highly scalable"
- "truly revolutionary"
- Any superlative without evidence

### Filler Phrases
- "At the end of the day"
- "Going forward"
- "In terms of"
- "With respect to"
- "As per our conversation"
- "Per my last email"
- "Please advise"
- "Kindly"
- "Hoping this email finds you well"

## Response Format

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## BS Audit

**Verdict:** [Clean / Needs Work / Corporate Hellscape]

### Found Issues

1. **"[phrase]"** → [suggested replacement]
2. **"[phrase]"** → [suggested replacement]

### The Rewrite

[Cleaned up version of their